PokeTales: Goofy Sing-Along 2: The End of Goofiness?/Transcript

Chapter 1: The Diner/Eevee's Nightmare
(The story begins at an ice cream parlor that's modeled after Edward Hoppers' famous 1942 painting "Nighthawks". It's a dark snowy night. Inside, we see Jimmy Pancham as an ice cream man cleaning plates behind the counter. We also see a sleeping Larry the Eevee sitting next to a glass window, alone and fidgeting. There are three almost empty sundae glasses on his table: two pink and one green. Eevee appears to be having a nightmare of some kind. Fade into his dream)

Pancham: (eager) Pancham, Cham. Pancham, Pancham.

Braixen: (admonishing) Braixen, Braix!

Pancham: Cham? (stubborn) Pancham, Cham!

Braixen: (annoyed and pushed Pancham) Braix!

Larry: Boy is riding with cebu... Um... No wait. No wait.

Archibald: Th-th-This is quite disappointing...disappointing...disappointing...

(fade back to Eevee, still dreaming...)

Eevee: (sleeping) Ee....Ee!...

(...then back to his nightmare...)

Archibald: Management has decided-decided-decided...that other performers...performers...

Mr. Lunt: Cause you're his cheeseburger His yummy cheeseburger...

Archibald: Silly songs is cancelled... Silly songs is cancelled-is cancelled until further notice. ...cancelled... Silly songs is cancelled...cancelled...cancelled...cancelled...

(...and back to Eevee, who's fidgeting more vigrously)

Eevee: (slurring) EEVEE! EEVEE! EEVEE!!!!! (grunts) (grunts) EEVEEEEE!!! (grunts) EEVEE! EEVEE!

(Jimmy Pancham begins to take notice of Larry the Eevee's spastic squeaking and fidgeting)

Eevee: VEEEEE!!! EEVEE! EEVEE!

Jimmy: Hey.

Eevee: EEVEE!

Jimmy: Hey-hey, Mr. You okay?

Eevee: EEVEE! (grunts) (grunts) EEVEE! EEVEE!

Jimmy: Mr.! Wake up, Mr.! Mr.?!

(The title "Goofy Sing-Along 2: The End of Goofiness?" and "The End of Goofiness?: More Really Goofy Songs!" comes up as Jimmy Pancham rushes over to see if Larry the Eevee's okay)

(PokeTales theme song plays)

Chapter 2: Eevee talks to Jimmy
(fade back to Jimmy and Eevee, Eevee has a ice pack on his head. He also has a cup of coffee in front of him)

Jimmy: You had me worried there for a while, buddy. You okay?

Eevee: (nods; depressed) Eevee.

Jimmy: Well...can I getcha anything? A push-up? (Eevee shakes his head) Waffle cone? (Eevee shakes his head again) Cup full of sprinkles?

Eevee: (sad) Vee. Eevee...

Jimmy: You, uh...wanna talk about it?

(Eevee looks up then looks over at a 1974 Rock-Ola jukebox with a 1970s TV screen)

Eevee: (sadly glazed at a 1974 Rock-Ola jukebox) Eevee?

Jimmy: Mm-hmm.

Eevee: Ee-Vee.

Jimmy: Huh?

Eevee: Ee-Vee. (crying) Vee, Ee-Vee! (Jimmy rushes over to the jukebox) Eevee...

(Jimmy presses G-7 and on comes "The Song of the Robloxs" from "Nicholas and the Big Wall!")

Chapter 3: It wasn't my fault!
(Once the song is done, Jimmy laughs but stops when he sees Eevee's mad looking face. Eevee's not wearing his ice pack anymore)

Eevee: (angry) Ee Eevee Eev...Eevee?

Jimmy: Yeah. Ah... Oh. Uh... Uh, no. No. Wow. Eh, heh. That's gotta hurt.

Eevee: (expression changes from angry to teary eyed) Eevee. Eevee!

(Eevee flops his head and tail on the table)

Eevee: (crying) Eevee!...(as Eevee sobbing with tears)

Jimmy: W-wow. It, uh... Heh. It-it happens. But-but it's not a big deal. So you messed up a song. It's not the end of the world.

(A mysterious man and a woman in a red dress enter an ice cream parlor. The man's face is obscured by the turned up coller of his trench coat. The man sits down and places his briefcase on the counter)

Jimmy: I'll be with you in a minute, folks. What you need is a little something to cheer you up now.

(Jimmy walking over to the 1974 Rock-Ola jukebox again)

Jimmy: And-and I've got just the thing.

(He presses a few buttons)

Jimmy: There. That oughta do it.

(He walks away from the jukebox)

Jimmy: What'll it be, Mr.?

(The songs that play "Promised Land", "Good Night Jensen" and "The Thankfulness Song")

Chapter 4: Wrong Song, Bad Timing
(After that, Eevee sniffs a little bit with tears)

Eevee: (sad) Eevee. Eev Vee. Eevee. Vee Eevee.

(as Eevee looks up in the ceiling)

Eevee: (sad with tears) Eevee. Eev...

Jimmy: Okay. Wrong song. Bad timing. Ah... These'll be great. You'll see. Oh! This one is so funny! (laughs) You're big, I'm little... (speaking) O-okay, buddy! Hang on! Mother's coming!

(The next songs that play "Keep Walking", "Massive Things Too" and "Stuff Mart Rap")

Chapter 5: Archibald Bunnelby Reveals Himself
Jimmy: (laughs) Oh, that cracks me up! Bungee bungee bungee-wungee-woogee-wagee-weegee... Come on! (laughs)

(Jimmy stops laughing and notices that Eevee's still not cheering up)

Eevee: Eevee. Eevee?

Jimmy: Oh. Gee, buddy. I don't know. They were wearing their helmets.

Eevee: (nods; sad) Eevee.

Jimmy: Look. Pal. M-maybe it's none of my business, but...why are you so down? You wanna tell me what's going on?

Archibald: I'll tell you what's going on!

(The mysterious man reveals himself to be Archibald Bunnelby. Eevee becomes surprised then grumpy. Archibald walks over to the 1974 Rock-Ola jukebox)

Archibald: Perhaps this will clear things up.

(Archibald looks sternly at Eevee. They both make funny faces. Archibald looks stern again and selects a song)

Eevee: (screaming) EEVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(The song Archibald selected is "His Cheeseburger" from "Madame Breloom")

Chapter 6: Archibald Bunnelby's Confession
(After the song, Jimmy looks at Archibald.)

Jimmy: (gasps) You don't mean...?

Archibald: Yes! It's my fault! All my fault! I'm the one to blame!

(Eevee gently slams his head and tail on the table)

Jimmy: That's despicable! No wonder Eevee's so upset! I would feel that way too if somebody took my songs away! I'm calling the cops.

(With the thought of Archibald getting arrested, worse, getting kicked off "PokeTales" for committing this crime, Archibald stops Jimmy.)

Archibald: Wait! I-i-if you could just give me one chance I'll explain!

(Jimmy looks at Archibald's sad eyes, then looks at Eevee crying at the table with his head and tail down. Then softens up and decides to just give Archibald one chance to confess.)

Jimmy: Fine. One chance. But if you make this worse, you're going to jail.

Archibald: It's just that... I... Well... Surely you can understand my position. I was simply acting in the public's best interest. We do have standards to uphold, you know.

(Jimmy looks scornfully at him.)

Archibald: Yes. I see. Well... But then, I got these.

(Archibald opens his briefcase. Eevee looks on as the rain outside stops. Archibald pulls out a pile of papers. He takes one piece of paper and reads it out loud.)

Archibald: Ahem! "We, the undersigned, believe that Archibald Bunnelby should forgive and forget the Song of the Robloxs incident and return Goofy Songs with Larry to regular poke programming, signed 167,512 adoring fans, including, but not limited to, the entire population of Duluth, Minnesota and even someone in Moose Lake."

Eevee: (After hearing the news, Eevee suddenly rises from the table and asks Archibald) Eevee?

Archibald: Yes. Moose lake. It's in Canada.

(Suddenly, Eevee smiles)

Eevee: (affirmative) Vee, Eevee.

Archibald: The people have spoken. I'm afraid I have no other choice but to hereby decree that goofy songs is henceforth reinstated. Effective immediately! Which is what, I suppose, henceforth means. But no matter! Go on! Sing with all the goofiness you can muster!

(Archibald hops onto the counter)

Archibald: Let the world know, yea unto its farthest reaches, including, but not limited to, moose lake, that this is not the end of goofiness! No! Quite the contrary! Goofiness has just begun!

(He slips and falls off the counter. His head pops up from behind)

Archibald: But try not to be too goofy. Please?

Eevee: Eevee? (nods; affirmative) Eevee. Eev Vee.

Archibald: Good.

(Struggles to stand back up, and Jimmy gives him Eevee's ice pack)

(Eevee then walks up to Archibald Bunnelby with a fortune cookie of his own)

Eevee: (nods) Eevee. (Gives Archie a fortune cookie) (excited) Eevee!

(At this point, we see a closeup of the Bible Verse, with Eevee cracks a fortune cookie then reading it as Archibald looks at it from his perspective)

Archibald: "He who steals must steal no longer; but rather he must labor, performing with his own hands what is good, so that he will have something to share with one who has need. - Ephesians 4:28". Why, thank you, Eevee. I will treasure this. But, isn't there something else you'd like to share?

Eevee: (agreed) Eevee! (Shows a CD and rushes up to the 1974 Rock-Ola jukebox)

(Eevee puts the disc in. An arm of the jukebox places a disc in the player and "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps" plays.)