Sing-Along Countdown 2: The End of Sing-Alongs?/Transcript

''[The story begins at an ice cream parlor that's modeled after Edward Hoppers' famous 1942 painting "Nighthawks". It's a dark rainy night. Inside, we see Bob and Pikachu how much soda jerks and we see Jimmy Gourd and Scallion #1 as an ice cream mans cleaning plates behind the counter. We also see Eevee sitting, sobbing and sleeping next to a large glass window, Larry the Cucumber gets mad when he comes to Eevee. alone and fidgeting. There're three almost empty sundae glasses on his table: two pink and one green. Eevee appears to be having a nightmare of some kind. Evil Furby sats on the diner seat when Luigi gave him a big hug. We fade into Eevee's nightmare.]''

Archibald Asparagus: Ex-ex-ex-excuse me, I have an announcement. (continues reading the letter)...and as the result of the disastrous outcome of the previous silly song..."

Larry: Boy is riding with cebu... (speaking) Um... No wait. (No wait.)

Archibald (from "TSotC"): (Th-th-) This is quite disappointing... (-disappointing... -disappointing...)

[We fade back to Eevee, still dreaming...]

Eevee: Ee. Ee!

Evil Furby: Oooooo!!!

[...then back to Eevee's nightmare...]

Archibald: Management has decided (-decided -decided...) that other performers... (-performers...)

Mr. Lunt: Cause you're his cheeseburger, His yummy cheeseburger...

Archibald: Silly songs is cancelled... (Silly songs is cancelled- -is cancelled...) until further notice. (-cancelled...) Silly songs is cancelled... (-cancelled... -cancelled... -cancelled...)

(...and back to Eevee, who's fidgeting more vigorously.)

Eevee: Ee! EE! Eev! EEE! Eee! Eevee Vee! EEE!

[Jimmy and Scallion #1 begins to take notice of Eevee's spastic squeaking and fidgeting this made Larry and Evil Furby was very shocked]

Evil Furby: What?!

Jimmy and Scallion #1: Hey.

Larry: (Gasps)

Pikachu: Oh No.

Jimmy and Scallion #1: Hey-hey, Mr. You okay?

Eevee: Eev! EE!! Eev! EEVEE!

Jimmy: Mr.! Wake up, Mr.! Mr.?!

Bob: Eevee, what are you doing? Eevee!!!

''[The Caption appears "BaymaxLowBatteryFan and Quinn727 Studios presents:" And the title "The Ultimate Sing-Along Countdown 2: The End of Sing-Alongs?", "Sing-Along Countdown 2: The End of Sing-Alongs?" and "The End of Sing-Alongs?: More Really Sing-Along Songs!" comes up as Jimmy, Scallion #1, Bob, Pikachu and Larry rushes over to see if Eevee's okay.]''

''[Toon Friends 2 Theme Song fades in at the point Larry starts playing the tuba. The lyrics appear at the bottom with the lyrics in yellow, which turns white on cue. The white lyrics "Toon Friends 2" appear on the start of the montage, that also applies to "Cauliflower", and "Toon Friends 2!". However, the last lyric fades out at the end of the song.]''

''[We fade back to Jimmy, Larry, Scallion #1 and Eevee. Eevee has an ice pack on his head. He also has a cup of coffee in front of him.]''

Jimmy: You had me worried there for a while, buddy. You okay?

Larry: But sir, Do you think you okay?

Eevee: (Sniffs) Eev. Eevee.

Jimmy: Well...can I getcha anything? A push-up? (Eevee shakes his head) Waffle cone? (Eevee shakes his head again) Cup full of sprinkles?

Eevee: Eee, Eevee...

Larry: But I don't need anything, didn't we.

Jimmy: You, uh...wanna talk about it?

[Larry looks up then Eevee looks over at a jukebox with a TV screen.]

Larry: Ooh... Neat Jukebox.

Eevee: Eev?

Jimmy: Mm-hmm.

Larry: Press G-7.

Jimmy: Huh?

Eevee: Eev-Vee.

Larry: Please Jimmy, Press G-7?! (Jimmy hops over to the jukebox)

Eevee: Eev Eevee...

''[Jimmy presses G-7 and the TV turns on reveals a title card for "Ring Little Bells", as the music starts. He hops away to the right. The camera zooms toward the TV.]''

Archibald: Oh, you're really in for a treat this evening! In the spirit of Christmases gone by, I've prepared a traditional carol. This selection is entitled "Ring, Little Bells," or in its original German, "Kling, Glöckchen".

Jimmy: Cling, what-chen?

Jerry: Ich bin ein gourd.

[The screen cuts from the parlor to the stage.]

''[For "The End of Sing-Alongs?" version, Hotsy-Totsy subtitles appear for the viewer to sing along with.]''

Archibald: ''Ring, bells, go ting-a-ling-a-ling. Ring little bells!''

''O how cold the winter! Will you let me enter?''

Do not bar the doorway on my blessed birthday!

''Ring, bells, go ting-a-ling-a-ling. Ring little bells''

[starts ringing bells]

See look, I'm ringing the little bells, just as the song suggests!

Larry: Can I ring the little bells too?

Bob: Larry!!

Archibald: Of course!

Larry: This is fun!

Archibald: Yes! Isn't it? Ring, ring little bells, ring... Sing with me, won't you?

Both: ''Ring, bells, go ting-a-ling-a-ling. Ring little bells!''

''In our hearts now stirring. 'Mid the bells appearing''

Joy and blessing Holy from the Child so lowly.

''Ring, bells, go ting-a-ling-a-ling. Ring little bells''

''[After "Ring, Little Bells" ends, it irises out serving into. Then fades to Silly Songs with Larry title card for "TWBS".]''

Narrator: And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Larry", the part of the show where Larry comes out a sings a Silly Song. So without further ado, "Silly Songs with Larry".

''[The screen cuts to the countertop. Larry (wearing an oversized cowboy hat) bounces from the right of the screen and faces the audience.]''

Larry: The Water Buffalo Song. (Smiles as the song starts)

''Everybody's got a water buffalo. Yours is fast, but mine is slow.''

Oh where'd we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo.

[Holds a long "ooh" note]

I took my buffalo to the store.

[A saloon door drops in from the ceiling and Larry puts his head in it]

Got his head stuck in the door.

[The saloon door rises back up to the ceiling and Larry flips out the door and lands]

''Spilled some lima beans on the floor. (Starting hopping in place) Oh, everybody's got a...''

Archibald: (Suddenly rushes in) Stop it! Stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing!? (Song stops and Larry stops bouncing) You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo! Everyone does not have a water buffalo! (Jumps at Larry, then steps back) We are going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo?" "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" [Stretches his head close to Larry's face] And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop... being... so... SILLY! ''[Gives a "Hmph!" expression and hops away, leaving Larry to stare at the screen confused.]''

Narrator: This has been "Silly Songs with Larry". (Song starts again) Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...

Larry: ''Everybody's got a baby kangaroo. Yours is pink, but mine is blue. (Archibald yells off-screen) Hers was small but...''

[Archibald charges at Larry and knocks him over]

[Insert title card for "The Song of the Cebu" from "Josh and the Big Wall" here]

Announcer: And now it's time for silly songs with Larry. The part of the show were Larry come out and sings a silly song. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Larry the Cucumber presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The Song of the Cebu.

Larry: Ce-bú! This is a song about a boy...

a song about a little boy and his cebús...

a song about a little boy and his three cebús...

The little boy who had...

a sick cebú...

a sad cebú...

and a mute cebú.

And also a hippo.

Um... um... this is me at the airport. This is my aunt Ruth. This is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the bull.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ooo!

Larry: This is me and the bull.

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ahh!

Larry: This is me and the bull and... I think that's the bull's cousin. He's a cebú!

Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector and a bed sheet! And what on earth is a cebú, anyway?

Larry: It's kind of like a cow. See?

Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on! Larry: Ce-bú! Sing it with me! Ce-bú!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ce-bú!

Larry:

Boy is rid-ing

with ce-bú

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:

Boy is rid-ing

with ce-bú

Larry:

Into town in

his ca-noe

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:

Into town in

his ca-noe

Larry:

Sick cebú is row-ing

and sneez-ing.

Achoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo

moo moo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:

Achoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo

moo moo

Larry:

Hippo chew-ing

on bam-boo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:

Hippo chew-ing

on bam-boo

Larry:

Can't see boy

and three ce-bus

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:

Can't see boy

and three ce-bus

Larry:

Sad ce-bú is row-ing

and cry-ing

Boo-hoo moo moo,

boo-hoo moo moo,

boo-hoo moo moo,

boo-hoo moo moo

moo moo

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:

Boo-hoo moo moo,

boo-hoo moo moo,

boo-hoo moo moo,

boo-hoo moo moo

moo moo

Larry: Ce-bú!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ce-bú!

Larry: Ce-bú!

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ce-bú!

All:

Achoo moo moo,

boo-hoo moo moo,

boo-hoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo,

achoo moo moo,

boo-hoo moo moo,

ce-bú!

Larry:

Hip-po seen

by mute ce-bú

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:

Hip-po seen

by mute ce-bú

Larry:

Tries to tell

the ot-her two

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:

Tries to tell

the ot-her two

Larry:

Mute cebú is wav-ing

and grun-ting

Mmm-hmm mmm mmm,

mmm-hmm mmm mmm,

mmm-hmm mmm mmm,

mmm-hmm mmm mmm

mmm mmm

Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:

Mmm-hmm mmm mmm,

mmm-hmm mmm mmm,

mmm-hmm mmm mmm,

mmm-hmm mmm mmm

mmm mmm

Larry: Uh-oh.

Archibald: Wait! What happens next?

Larry: Um ...

Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebú successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy injured? Why is the sad cebú sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?

Larry: Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow.

Jimmy, Jerry, & Junior: Ooo!

Larry: Forgot about that one. There's me and that bull again.

Archibald: You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that! You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.

Larry: Oh look, a cebú!

Larry, Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ce-bu!

Larry: No, wait ... that's a water buffalo. Jimmy, Jerry & Junior:

No more song

about ce-bú!

Need another verse

or two!

Audience is stan-ding

and lea-ving,

Bye-bye moo,

bye-bye moo,

bye-bye moo,

bye-bye moo

moo moo moo

Jimmy: I want my money back!

Jerry: Yeah, that'd be ... that'd be good.

[The shot fades to the start of the sing-along version of the song, and goes from there.]

''[Once the song is done, Jimmy laughs but stops when he sees Eevee's stern looking face. Eevee's not wearing his ice pack anymore.]''

Eevee: *growls*

Jimmy: Yeah. Ah... Oh. Uh... Uh, no. No. Wow. Eh, heh. That's gotta hurt.

Larry: Yeah Jimmy, Well.... Didn't you that wasn't your fault Jimmy and Scallion #1?

Eevee: Vee....! (flops it's tail onto the seat.) Eev......

Jimmy: W-wow. It, uh... Heh. It-it happens. But-but it's not a big deal. So you messed up a song.

Scallion #1: Well, It's not the end of the world.

''[Archibald, disguised as a mysterious man, and a woman in a red dress enter the ice cream parlor. The man's face is obscured by the turned up coller of his trench coat. and Larry wore a same outfit as Archibald's. The man sits down and places his breifcase on the counter.]''

Jimmy: I'll be with you in a minute, folks. What you need is a little something to cheer you up. (Walks over to the jukebox again.) And- and I've got just the thing. (Presses a few buttons) There. That oughta do it. (The TV shows the title card for "Promised Land" from "Josh and the Big Wall!", as he hops away from the jukebox.)

Jimmy: What'll it be, Mr.?

Larry: Okay, Let's get started!

[On the TV, the title card cuts to the start of the song.]

Pa Grape (from "J&tBW!"): It's time?

Scooter (from "J&tBW!"): It's time?

Jimmy (from "J&tBW!"): Did he just say "It's Time?"

Philip Pea (from "J&tBW!"): We didn't have a lot of fun in the desert We did-n't have ♪ ♪ a lot of fun ♪ ♪ in the sand

Other Pea (from "J&tBW!"): But saddle up your cow

Philip: It's all behind us now

All (from "J&tBW!"): Because we're going to the Promised Land!!

[The rest of the song continues on fullscreen.]

[Afterwards, four more songs played: "Good Morning George" (from "Rack, Shack and Benny"), "Grumpy Kids" (from "The Toy That Saved Christmas") "The Thankfulness Song" (from "Madame Blueberry") and "Having Fun at the Beach" (from "Wake Up Jeff!").]

[After those above mentioned song and stories, Eevee sniffs a little.]

Larry: Wow, I couldn't wait to be thankful what I have, Didn't we Jimmy.

Eevee: (cries)

Larry: What's Wrong, Eevee?

Jimmy: Okay. Wrong song

Scalllion #1: Ooh.... Bad timing. A-ah... These'll be great. You'll see. Oh! This one is so funny! (Laughs) Hang on! Daddy's Coming!

Larry: Let's try that again.

[The camera zooms to the TV which shows the title card for "Keep Walking" from "J&tBW!"]

Pea guard (from "J&tBW!): O-oooh. That's be great idea. You go head and keep walking!

''[It fades to the footage, and the rest continues from there. Afterwards two more songs and four more stories plays: "Big Things Too" (from Dave and the Giant Pickle"), "Stuff Mart Rap" (from "MB"), "Larry-Boy Theme Song" (from Larry-Boy! and the Fib from Outer Space!"), "Percy Takes a Plunge", "Double Trouble", "A Cow On The Line", "Old Iron", and "Steamed Hams". After the last story in this section ends, it irises out serving into...]''

Jimmy & Scallion #1: (Laughs) Oh, that cracks me up! Bungee bungee bungee-wungee-fungee... (Laughs until he stops laughing and notices that Eevee's still not cheering up)

Larry: Geez, That's was tough.

Eevee: Eevee.

Evil Furby: So, You think they got hurt?

Jimmy: Oh. Gee, buddy. I don't know. They were wearing their helmets.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

Eevee: Eev...

Jimmy: Look. Pal. M-maybe it's none of my business, but... why are you so down? You wanna tell me what's going on?

Evil Furby: *gasps* Uh oh!

Archibald: I'll tell you what's going on!

Larry: I'm Ready!

(Archibald and Larry reveals themselves. Eevee looks very shocked then lonely. They hops over to the jukebox.)

Archibald: Perhaps this will clear things up.

Larry: I'm tried to steal it's songs now!

(They looks grumpily at Eevee. They both make funny faces, then looks grumpy again and selects a song: "His Cheeseburger".)

Eevee: (Horrified) VEE....

Eevee: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cuts to the start of the "His Cheeseburger" song from "Madame Bluberry", without the fade-in at the start]

(music starts playing banjo)

Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

Archibald: (offscreen) Just a moment! Wait! Stop talking! (music stops, and Archibald shows up with a letter) Excuse me, I have an announcement. (clears throat, and reads out a letter) "Because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to, and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the previous silly song, management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs were screened and we chose one based on the applicants sense of artistry and all around propriety." Thank you.

(Larry looks confused)

Larry: So what are you saying?

Archibald: (offscreen) I'm saying (onscreen) that silly songs is cancelled until futher notice.

Larry: (looks behind on the bear trap) Oh, yeah?! Well, then how am I supposed to get out of this bear trap?

Archibald: I'm sure you'll figure something out.

(pea worker shows up and pulls out the new title card)

Announcer: And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt and sings a love song.

Lunt: He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger

And I might like a milkshake as well."

She said to him, "I can't give you either."

And he said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"

She said," Yes it is but we're closed now.

But we open tomorrow at 10."

He said, " I am extremely hungry.

But I guess I can wait until then."

Cause you're his cheeseburger.

His yummy cheeseburger.

He'll wait for yo-u, yeah.

He will wait for yo-u.

Oh, you are his cheeseburger.

His tasty cheeseburger.

He'll wait for yo-u.

Oh, he will wait for you.

(changes to morning)

He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise.

He may have dozed off once or twice.

When he spotted a billboard for Denny's,

Bacon and Eggs for half price!

How could he resist such an offer?

He really needed something to munch!

Cheeseburger please do not get angry,

Chorus: Don't get angry,

He'll eat and be back here for lunch.

Cause you're his cheeseburger.

His precious cheeseburger.

Be back for yo-u.

He'll be back for yo-u.

Won't be so long cheeseburger.

Oh, lovely cheeseburger

Be back for yo-u.

Oh, he'll be back for you.

Because he loves you cheeseburger

With all his heart!

And there ain't nothin' gonna tear

You tw-o apart!

And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,

He would get down on his hands and knees

To see if someone accidentally dropped

Some cheese in the dirt

And he would wash it off for you!

Wipe it off for you!!

Clean that dirty cheese off

Just for you!!!

You are his cheeeeeeese-burrrrrrrrr-geeeeeeeeeeeeeer...

Archibald: I thought you were going to sing about growing up in Connecticut!

Announcer: This has been Love Songs with Mr. Lunt. Tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt say...

Mr. Lunt: ...I grew up in New Jersey.

Scallion #1: Hey, kids! Have you ever been bad? (A picture of a broken vase bounces from the ceiling) Do you remember when you broke your mom’s favorite vase and then stapled it back together and hope she wouldn’t notice? That was bad! (A trumpet blare plays and the picture is yanked up and replaced with a picture of a grandma screaming at the sight of a snake) Do you remember when you put your pet snake in Aunt Millie’s pajamas and she ran 5 miles without ever getting out of bed? That was bad too! (A trumpet blare plays and the picture is yanked up and replaced with a picture of a teddy bear ripped up in a blender) And do you remember when you stuffed your sister’s teddy bear in the food processor and told her it got chewed up by a "giant bear-eating lizard"? And she believed it? That was really bad! (A trumpet blare plays and the picture is yanked up, then we see all 3 pictures lined up vertically.) The Bible calls the bad things we do, “sin”. And when we sin, we need to be forgiven. That’s right!

(Exclusively for "The End of Sing-Alongs?" version, we cut over to Eevee slamming his head on the table while being tortured.)

Scallion #1 (On TV): So I know what you're thinking. "Jeepers, I've been bad! How do I get forgiven?" Am I right?

(As soon as Archibald hears Scallion #1 ask "Jeepers, I've been bad! How do I get forgiven?", Archibald starts feeling guilty for the crime he had committed. Then we cut back to Scallion #1 as he stands behind the rising curtains.)

Scallion #1: Well, moms, dads, and kids of all ages, have I got the thing for you! (Arrows point to the Forgive-o-Matic) The new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic.

All except Eevee: Oooooooh.

(We cut back to Larry notices that Eevee slamming his head on the table as he is tortured)

Scallion #1 (On TV): Yes, sir! The new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic slices dices and purees your sins away. It's as easy as this.

(We cut back to Scallion #1 demonstrating the Forgive-o-Matic)

Scallion #1 (Off-screen): Just dial up your sin here, (Yellow arrow spins) press this button, and... bingo! God forgives you of your sin!

(Forgive-o-Matic bounces)

Scallion #1 (On-screen): But, wait! There's more! Order now, (A set of knives bounce from the ceiling) and you also receive a set of Gin-Sue Tu steak knives, the strongest knives on earth. Just listen to this.

Potato Miner: (Rises on a platform from the floor) Hi. I'm a miner from West Virginia. In the last 3 weeks, we dug 2 miles through solid granite, all with one gin-sue tu steak knife and it’s still going strong. (Platform sinks down)

Scallion #1: That's right. You get the Forgive-o-Matic and the steak knives (Knives shine and sparkle) all for one low price of just nineteen-ninety-five [$19.95]. You’ve never seen a deal like this before! Isn’t that right?

Potato Miner: (Rises on a platform from the floor) That's right. (Platform sinks down)

Scallion #1: So don't delay, order today. (Junior appears from behind the curtains) Operators are standing by. Remember, you get the Forgive-o-Matic and the steak knives all for just nineteen-ninety-five [$19.95]. (Music ends and Scallion #1 smiles)

Junior: Ahem.

Scallion #1: (Turns his head to Junior) Not now, kid. Can't you see I'm "busy"?

Junior: But, I know lots of people who’ve been forgiven for bad things they’ve done.

Scallion #1: Oh, yeah? Well, they must have Forgive-o-Matics then. Huh?

Junior: Nope.

Scallion #1: Well, sure! You-you can't be forgiven without a Forgive-o-Matic. Isn't that right?

Potato Miner: (Rises on a platform from the floor) Hey, stop yanking me up and down. I'm getting sick. (Hops to the right of the screen, then crashes off-screen, causing the set of knifes to dangle, then drop onto the stage. One knife ends up on the rotating stand.)

Junior: The Bible says, if we ask for God to forgive us, then he will.

Scallion #1: Y-you mean, all you have to is... ask?

Junior: Yep.

Scallion #1: You don't need a... a Forgive-o-Matic?

Junior: Nope.

Scallion #1: Are you sure about this?

Junior: I sure am!

(After hearing the truth, knowing the product will go bad, Scallion #1 tries to improvise to convince the audience.)

Scallion #1: Did I mention that they also make great Julienne fries? Well, just drop a potato in here, uh, push the button, and presto! Out come the best fries you've ever tasted!

Junior: (Faces the camera) Oh look, it's time to go!

Scallion #1: But wait! There's more! (Runs off stage, then comes back with a tray displaying a shrub version of the Forgive-o-Matic) Just spread these seeds on here, and... and in a few weeks... (Pushes the Forgive-o-Matic off the rotating platform) Voila! (Forgive-o-Matic rolls down and hits the floor) Chia Forgive-o-Matic. Isn't that... cute?

Junior: Say "Good night, Gracie". (Hops off the stage just as the stage lights start to turn off one by one)

Scallion #1: G-good night, Grace. (A spotlight shines on him, until the two final lights shut off, leaving his eyes visible in the dark)

(Scallion #1, finally giving up, hops away, but yelps as he ends up tripping and falling onto the floor)

[After the above-mentioned commercial, Jimmy and Scallion #1 looks at the black screen on the TV screen, then turns to Archibald.)]

Jimmy: (Gasps) You don't mean...?

Larry: Hey, What's going on there?!

Archibald: Yes! It's my fault! All my fault! I'm the one to blame!

[Eevee gently bangs his head on the table.]

Jimmy: That's despicable.

(Eevee still doing that)

Crazy Furby: (growls) Why didn't tell you that he stoles Eevee's Silly Songs?!

Scallion #1: But i'd feel that way too if somebody took my songs away.

[Eevee nods in agreement]

Archibald: It's just that... I... Well... Surely you can understand my position. I was simply acting in the public's best interest. We do have standards to uphold, you know.

(They looks scornfully at him)

Archibald: Yes. I see. Well... But then, I got these.

Larry: But, What we going do?

(Opens his briefcase. Eevee looks on as the rain outside stops. He pulls out a pile of papers, takes one piece of paper, and reads it out loud.) Ahem!

"We, the undersigned, believe that Archibald Asparagus should forgive and forget the Song of the Cebu incident and return Silly Songs with Larry to regular Veggie programming, signed 167,512 adoring fans, including, but not limited to, the entire population of Duluth, Minnesota and even someone in Moose Lake."

Larry: Well...

Eevee: Vee?

Archibald: Yes. Moose lake.

Eevee: (Happy) Ee.... Eevee.

Larry: Wow. So Beautiful.

Archibald: The people have spoken. I'm afraid I have no other choice but to hereby decree that silly songs is henceforth reinstated. Effective immediately! Which is what, I suppose, henceforth means. But no matter! Go on! Sing with all the silliness you can muster! (Hops onto the counter) Let the world know, yea unto its farthest reaches, including, but not limited to, Moose Lake, that this is not the end of silliness, no, quite the contrary. Silliness has just begun!

(Slips and falls off the counter. His head pops up from behind.)

Archibald: But try not to be too silly. Please?

Larry: Eevee, I'm so sorry, I've just cancelled this songs, I aplogized that. Well. That's okay.

Eevee: (smiles) Vee...

Evil Furby: Well, Eevee. Okay. I give you a verse.

(Eevee forgives Larry and Archibald.)

Archibald: Good.

(Archibald struggles to stand back up.)

Jimmy: Here's a verse.

(Jimmy gives Larry a bible verse paper to Eevee)

Evil Furby: Okay Eevee, Let's See. "He who steals must steal no longer; but rather he must labor, performing with his own hands what is good, so that he will have something to share with one who has need. - Ephesians 4:28".

Larry: Thanks, Eevee. As a reward. But.

Archibald: Isn't there something else you'd like to share?

Eevee: Eevee... (Shows a CD)

Larry: As a matter of fact, I gotta a go. Bye for now!

(Larry exits the parlor.)

''[Eevee gets up and runs over to the jukebox. He pulls out a disc entitled "Silly songs With Larry: The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps". He puts the disc in. An arm of the jukebox places the disc in the player and "TYVotA" plays as the camera pans up to reveal "SSwL"'s title card on the TV. It fades to the song.]''

(The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps Starts)

Quartet Singers: ''Hm, hm, hm, hm. There lived a man so long ago his memory's but faint. Was not admired. Did not inspire like president, or saint. Yet people came from far and near with their afflicted pets. For a special cure, they knew for sure, wouldn't come from other vets. Woooah-ooh...''

Larry: ''This is a song, for your poor sick penguin. He has a fever and his toes are blue. But if I sing to your poor sick penguin, he will feel better, in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo.Ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de-doo!''

(Penguin spits out thermometer)

Pa Grape: (to Junior) ''He's gone a little loopy, in case you hadn't heard. Here's a couple penicilin for your sickly, arctic bird.''

Quartet Singers: ''Mm, mm, mmmmmm... No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut, the wondrous deeds that went on in that little alpine hut. Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps. For the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps. Woooahh-ooh...''

Pa Grape: Good news on the penguin, doc: He's up and kicking.

Kitty: Meow.

Larry: ''This is a song, for your pregnant kitty. She's looking nauseous and a week past due, but if I sing to your pregnant kitty, she will feel better in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-ye-dee yodel-eee-ooo.Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-aye-hoo. Yada-yada yada-yada ya-ga-doo!''

Kitty: Hiss!

Pa Grape: (to Bob) Jump in your car, dive into the city, buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty. (hands Bob a coupon for milk)

Quartet Singers: ''Mm, mm, mmmmmm... The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day, when the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay. The doctor pondered this a while, sat back and scratched his scalp. Then said:''

Larry: No way, Hose!

Quartet Singers: ''To the nurse of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps. Woooah-ohh...''

Pa Grape: Good news on the kitty doc: She's feelin' great. Six kittens, named one after you.

Bear: Roar!

Larry: ''This is a song, for your bear-trapped teddy. He looks uncomfy, think I'd be too. But if I sing to your bear-trapped teddy, he will feel better in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee o-layhee oly-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee yaba-daba daba-doo!''

Bear: Roar! Roar-ah-ar-ah.

Pa Grape: Oh yeah. That'll work. He's good.

Bear: (Roaring continually through backround)

Larry: Yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hoo! No, wait! This should work! ''Yodel-leh-hee, Yodel-leh-hoo, yodel-leh-hoo!! Ooo!! Yodel-hoo!!''

Quartet Singers: ''Mm, mm, mm, mmm... Now the moral of our story, it's the point we hope we've made: When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid.''

Larry: (being chased by the bear) ''Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! Yodel odle odle aye de aye de ooo-ooo-ooo!''

Quartet Singers: ''Wooah! Some would stand in silence, while some just scratched their scalps, for the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps.''

Larry: (still running from the bear) Yodel-hoo!

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