A Very Ridiculous Sing-Along 2: The End of Spookiness?/The End of Spookiness: More Really Ridiculous Songs!/Transcript

Phillipe: Alrlight boys let them have it! (The entire army pulls out cups of slushies.) Fire at will!

(The army starts dropping their slushies.)

Larry/Joshua: Double time!

(Eevee is dreaming about "Josh and the Big Wall!" The Israelites start hopping faster as the slushies fall all around them.)

Eevee: Eee Ee EE! EEE!

(The title "A Very Ridiculous Sing-Along 2: The End of SPOOKINESS???" and "The End of SPOOKINESS???: More Really Ridculous Songs!" comes up)

Mario (from "Super Mario 64"): (screaming)

(Toon Friends 2 theme song fades in at the point Larry starts playing the tuba. The lyrics appear at the bottom with the lyrics in beige, which turns white on cue. The white lyrics "Toon Friends 2" appear on the start of the montage, that also applies to "Sonic", and "Toon Friends 2!". However, the last lyric fades out at the end of the song.)

(We fade to Jimmy and Eevee, Eevee has a ice pack on his head.)

Jimmy: You had me worried there for a while, buddy. You okay?

Eevee: (Sniffs) Vee.. Eevee.

Jimmy: What you need is a little something to cheer you up. (Walks over to the jukebox.) And- and I've got just the thing. (Presses a few buttons) There. That oughta do it.

(Insert title card "Endangered Love from King George and the Ducky" here.)

Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings, a silly song. We join Larry as he follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee in the day time drama, Endangered Love.

Larry: Barbara manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee.

Larry: You are the one for me.

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.

Larry: Sent from up above.

Backup Singers: Up above, up above.

Larry: You are the one I love.

Backup Singers: Barbara, oh Barbara.

Bill: ''Please don't cry Barbara. You're a nice manatee. You've been so good to me. But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all. And you can't come because you don't speak french.'' Au revoir!

Barbara: ''But if you leave, Bill. Who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes, and new manatee lipstick! Who will take me to the ball?''

Larry: (Jumps off couch) I'll take you to the ball, barbara manatee!

Barbara: Please don't go.

Bill: I must.

Barbara: Don't go.

Bill: I must.

Barbara: Don't.

Bill: Must!

Barbara: Don't, don't!

Bill: Must, must!

Larry: Barbara manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee.

Larry: You are the one for me.

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.

Larry: Sent from up above.

Backup Singers: Manatee from heaven.

(Larry dances the tango with his stuffed Barbara Manatee)

Larry: Barbara manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee.

Larry: I'll be your mon ami.

Backup Singers: Mon ami, mon ami.

Larry: I'll take you to the ball.

Backup Singers: To the ball, to the ball.

Larry: I hope you're not too tall.

Backup Singers: You might have trouble dancing.

Barbara: Bill, I've learned French.

Bill: You have?

Barbara: Mais oui, je sui manatee. See?

Bill: ''Oui, oui, mon ami. I always knew you could. I really hoped you would. Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?''

Barbara: Yes. But first, Bill. Will you take me to the ball? Oh, Bill. Will you take me to the ball?

Bill: I can't dance.

Barbara: You can't?

Bill: No.

Barbara: I must go!

Bill: Please don't go.

Barbara: I must.

Bill: Don't go.

Barbara: I must.

Bill: Don't.

Barbara: Must!

Bill: Don't, don't!

Barbara: Must, must!

Larry: Barbara manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee.

Larry: You are the one--

(Larry is interrupted by Bob opening the door.)

Bob: Larry, what are you doing?

Larry: Just, watching a little TV, Bob.

Bob: Well, maybe you should read a book.

Larry: Yeah. Okay.

Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Bill say:

Bill: Barbara! I've learned to dance!

Barbara: Oh, Bill.

(The three songs played "Lance the Turtle", "Great I Am", and "Wrestlers of Japan". after that, Eevee said Vee....)

(Next songs played "Nervous System", and "Eletricity!".)

Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with VeggieFan2000, The part of the show where VeggieFan2000 comes out and sings a Silly Song.

Pirates: We're truly vicious pirate men As hard and tough as brass By far, the fearsomest buccaneers To ever walk on grass

Pirate #1: We pillage here

Pirate #2: And plunder there

Pirate #3: We rage from dusk till dawn

Pirates: We hoist the anchor and swab the deck

VeggieFan2000: Then gather for drinks on the lawn

Pirates: We're the lords of the sea

VeggieFan2000: Except we aren't at sea

Pirates: We're the lords of the sea

VeggieFan2000: Just not of the actual sea

Pirates: Arrgh!

Pirate #1: Now woe betide these scurvy knaves Who end up in our way

Pirate #2: We'll challenge you to a round of golf

Pirate #3: Or possibly croquet

Pirates: And if you dare to do us wrong You'll walk the plank, no doubt Down you'll go to an awful fate

VeggieFan2000: Those grass stains will never come out

Pirates: We're the lords of the sea

VeggieFan2000: With quotes around the word "sea"

Pirates: We're the lords of the sea

VeggieFan2000: Except for the part with the sea

Pirates: Arrgh!

VeggieFan2000: Now how we ended up here 'Tis a dire and dreadful tale

Pirate #1: The kind to leave the meanest rogue A-pukin' o'er the rail

Pirate #2: So fateful, so accursed

Pirate #3: Such a stroke of evil luck

Pirates: Our ship washed up on that thar hill

VeggieFan2000: And, hey, I guess it's stuck

Pirates: So now we hold the river here By brutal, violent force

Pirate #1: We've also taken up gardening

Pirate #2: Sustainably

Pirate #3: Of course

Pirates: We bid you pay to cross this way And squeeze ya till it hurts!

VeggieFan2000: And on the side, we sell a line Of homemade organic desserts

Pirates: We're the lords of the sea

VeggieFan2000: Though, technically, next to the sea

Pirates: We're the lords of the sea Or sort of, of the sea!

Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with VeggieFan2000. Tune in next time to hear VeggieFan2000 say.

VeggieFan2000: Why do you want Jump, Jive in Wail in everything?!

(And one song is "Stuff-Mart Rap")

Jimmy: *laughs*

Evil Furby: Oh, There he is.

(Archibald, disguised as a mysterious man, and a woman in a red dress enter the ice cream parlor. The man's face is obscured by the turned up coller of his trench coat. The man sits down and places his breifcase on the counter.)

Archibald: Hold it!

Jimmy: That's gotta hurt.

Archibald: That's it!

(Beethoven's Symphony No.5 plays.)

Eevee: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Lunt: He said to her, "I'd Like a Cheesebur-

(Jimmy Interrupted)

Jimmy: Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say His Cheeseburger when His does not have a Cheeseburger!

Bob: What in the world are you guys doing?

Larry: Yeah? What are you guys doing?

Jimmy: His Cheeseburger is cancelled until further noticed.

Bob: Oh, alright, but you get into any trouble let us know okay?

Larry: Okay!

(Mr. Lunt gets fired.)

Larry: Break a Leg.

Jimmy: Carry on.

Larry: Yep!

Archibald: Bear Trap is coming soon.

Jimmy: (Gasps) You don't mean...?

''[Eevee gives Archibald a thumbs up look, gets up and hops over to the jukebox. He pulls out a disc entitled "Silly songs With Larry: The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps". He puts the disc in. An arm of the jukebox places the disc in the player and "TYVotA" plays as the camera pans up to reveal "SSwL"'s title card on the TV.] ''

Eevee: Eevee.

[It fades to the song.]

(The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps Starts)

Quartet Singers: ''Hm, hm, hm, hm. There lived a man so long ago his memory's but faint. Was not admired. Did not inspire like president, or saint. Yet people came from far and near with their afflicted pets. For a special cure, they knew for sure, wouldn't come from other vets. Woooah-ooh...''

Larry: ''This is a song, for your poor sick penguin. He has a fever and his toes are blue. But if I sing to your poor sick penguin, he will feel better, in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo.Ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de-doo!''

(Penguin spits out thermometer)

Pa Grape: (to Junior) ''He's gone a little loopy, in case you hadn't heard. Here's a couple penicilin for your sickly, arctic bird.''

Quartet Singers: ''Mm, mm, mmmmmm... No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut, the wondrous deeds that went on in that little alpine hut. Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps. For the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps. Woooahh-ooh...''

Pa Grape: Good news on the penguin, doc: He's up and kicking.

Kitty: Meow.

Larry: ''This is a song, for your pregnant kitty. She's looking nauseous and a week past due, but if I sing to your pregnant kitty, she will feel better in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-ye-dee yodel-eee-ooo.Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-aye-hoo. Yada-yada yada-yada ya-ga-doo!''

Kitty: Hiss!

Pa Grape: (to Bob) Jump in your car, dive into the city, buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty. (hands Bob a coupon for milk)

Quartet Singers: ''Mm, mm, mmmmmm... The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day, when the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay. The doctor pondered this a while, sat back and scratched his scalp. Then said:''

Larry: No way, Hose!

Quartet Singers: ''To the nurse of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps. Woooah-ohh...''

Pa Grape: Good news on the kitty doc: She's feelin' great. Six kittens, named one after you.

Bear: Roar!

Larry: ''This is a song, for your bear-trapped teddy. He looks uncomfy, think I'd be too. But if I sing to your bear-trapped teddy, he will feel better in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee o-layhee oly-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee yaba-daba daba-doo!''

Bear: Roar! Roar-ah-ar-ah.

Pa Grape: Oh yeah. That'll work. He's good.

Bear: (Roaring continually through backround)

Larry: Yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hoo! No, wait! This should work! ''Yodel-leh-hee, Yodel-leh-hoo, yodel-leh-hoo!! Ooo!! Yodel-hoo!!''

Quartet Singers: ''Mm, mm, mm, mmm... Now the moral of our story, it's the point we hope we've made: When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid.''

Larry: (being chased by the bear) ''Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! Yodel odle odle aye de aye de ooo-ooo-ooo!''

Quartet Singers: ''Wooah! Some would stand in silence, while some just scratched their scalps, for the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps.''

Larry: (still running from the bear) Yodel-hoo!

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